Yo wassup babehs! My name is ZAPPS. I am bitching. I mean like, bitchin' at shit. And you know it. I'm an asshat <3. I nerd it up 24/7 nao. I pure love Pokémanz, and Umbreon is like my God or something. This me Dr Zee, signing off. (Written by the best and maybe smallest hooman there is.)
Maybe I should write something myself here someday.